The sweet, earthy smell of a baby's head, the scent of their milk breath -- it is one of the joys of early parenting and a warm memory of wistful parents.
But some parents of squirmy newborns may be worried that their baby doesn't smell high-end enough, so fashion designers Dolce and Gabbana have a solution -- baby perfume.
Yes, perfume for your baby, not perfume for you to smell like a baby.
According to the company press release:
“This perfume is also inspired by the smell of a baby and is ‘designed to cuddle and pamper every little boy and girl’, which means it’s fine for delicate skin, is unisex, but ultimately, mimics the smell of a baby’s skin.”
Don't worry though, it doesn't have any alcohol in it. The bottle is going to retail for approximately $45 and will be in an exciting orange box.
I'm sure some people will buy it. They already buy lots of ridiculous items for the baby. I'm sure I did too.
Recently, I saw a 6-month-old in a Canada Goose Jacket (a cool $265) and Canada Goose mitts, which retail for $50, but aren't worth much when you lose one in the mucky snow. But that is the low-end of ridiculous. How about this crib that starts at $65,000? If you get that crib, then you would have to get this Mediterranean Villa Playhouse.
And any child wearing D&G perfume better be sucking on this diamond pacifier and bathing in this Swarkovski-encrusted tub (Blue Ivy reportedly has both).
It's never enough for some people.
What are the most ridiculous, extravagant baby products that you have seen?
Want more chaos? Last year, I wrote about Gwyneth bathing with her kids.
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