Uma Thurman's Baby Girl Has Seven Names. Can You Guess Any Of Them?
Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson
That is not a class list, nor is it the name of the newest septuplets born to some status-seeker, it is the rather large moniker of Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson's three-month-old baby girl.
After waiting a few months to announce, the couple's representative told People Magazine that each and every part of the name has a "special meaning and reason to the couple". Of course it does.
I actually love the name Rosalind with it's Shakespearean connotations. But the baby won't be known as Rosalind or Rose, but by Luna, which is not even part of the seven-barrelled name.
I would go on with the requisite snarkiness here, but I cannot top Wrath of Mom's post on this subject in which she adds calculates the name in her Zuma-Mowgli-Inspektor-Apple-Moxie-Crimefighter Algorithim. The answer is 252.
I know that it is not my business and Luna will hopefully be loved and well cared for, but commenting on baby names is just so fun, isn't it?
So, how does Luna Rosalind etc.etc.etc. stack up against all the other crazy celebrity baby names? What's the oddest name that you have come across?
Want more chaos? Last year, One of my favourite posts; about how kids are braver than us.