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November 12, 2009

Vampire-Proof (yes, those vampires)

I am a reading snob. If you tell me what you are reading, I will judge you accordingly. I have been in a book club since before Oprah even had magical bookselling powers. And I think life is too short to waste on chick lit, mysteries or Maeve Binchy-style beach reads.

And usually my friends agree with me, but many of them have fallen under the Twilight spell. I have held out against the Twilight forces for months now. But my friends are pressuring me and to be honest, its becoming a bone of contention.

Rosten holding hands I realize that I am coming off as a pretentious snob not willing to lower myself to the magic of the vampire series. I can not participate in their conversations, their dissections of the movie, their mooning over Robert Pattinson. Their excitement over the idea of "Rosten" (It's PR manipulation, people!) is well, bizarre. They have already pre-ordered their tickets to New Moon and they aren't even taking any tweens as cover.

I have laughed at their stories of their bad parenting while devouring the series: their tales of ignored kids; piles of laundry and dishes piling up; of being late for school pick-up. I have witnessed their glassy-eyed approaches in the morning after being up most of the night reading. But I have not succumbed to the lure of the "golden eyes".

It seems that Twilight has hit a nerve with moms seeking a break from the everyday. But what I don't understand is that my (very intelligent) friends are urging me to read the series, yet at the same time, they tell me how badly written it is. BrainyJane kind of sums it up for me with her critique.

Maybe its the idea of romantic love, maybe its because it forms a bond with the teen babysitter, maybe there is some kind of drug emitted from the pages. I don't know and I don't really intend to find out unless I am stuck on bedrest for a number of weeks. But if you are one of those Twilight-loving moms, don't send me hate mail, just go to Twighlightmoms.com and chat up other like-minded romatincs in the forums.

I realize that the Twi-hards are a hard-core bunch, that they send viscious missives to their detractors and swarm the teenage stars of the movie. But I know I'm not alone in thinking it is a bit weird that so many middle-aged women are obsessed with high schoolers.

I didn't jump on the Harry Potter bandwagon either. I enjoyed the books a lot, when I read them to my son. But I was not reading them to myself -- they were well-written,  but they were written for kids. And there a lot of books written for adults out there, some of them are even love stories -- between grown ups.  So if you are looking for me, check me out in the adult section of the bookstore.

In the meantime, if you love the series, let me know what the appeal is (in 100 words or less) ...

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Emma WavermanEmma Waverman

Emma Waverman is the mother of two boys aged nine and six, and a daughter aged four. She is the co-author of the best-selling family cookbook, Whining and Dining: Mealtime Survival for Picky Eaters and Families Who Love Them. Based in Toronto, Emma has written about food and lifestyle in a variety of national magazines. She has given up trying to fight the chaos of family life and is learning to embrace it.

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